How was the con? Did you buy any $5 trades? Did you scour the quarter bins? Quarter bins are terrific. Did you meet Shatner? Will he remember you forever? “You know, Spock, generally these nerd things are terrible, but there was this one guy who I can only describe as ‘more Kirk than Kirk’, and [...]

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My day job is paying me enough that I can afford to do grown-up things, so I bought an X-Box 360 with my first paycheck. I just wanted a toy to make the money feel real, before I start saving for mortgages and my kids’ braces and crap, you know? “Michael J Funk” on X-Box [...]