Dog Walker is Open for Auditions on ACX!

Dog Walker is Open for Auditions on ACX!

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Hey guys,

Just wanted to post a quick update saying that Dog Walker is now on the Audible Creation Exchange and auditions are OPEN.

https://www.acx.com/titleview/A69CXFR6BE1G

What does this mean? I didn’t know like a day and a half ago so…I should probably explain. Basically…

  1. I post the book on this website
  2. People (you???) audition using the sample script provided
  3. The winner records an audiobook
  4. We split the profits 50/50 when it goes up on Audible/Amazon/iTunes.

I’ve gotten about a dozen submissions so far and they’re all really good. Competition’s going to be pretty fierce. If you’re interested in this exciting “speak in funny voices for money” opportunity, apply today!

Dog Walker is now $0.99 on Kindle!

Dog Walker is now $0.99 on Kindle!

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In the spirit of the season – and because I want people to read it before Dog Walker II more than I want cash money – Dog Walker is only a dollar on Kindle! 87.5% off the price of the paperback! 66.66666% off what this version was yesterday!

 

DOG WALKER - $0.99

 

If you only read it when I serialized it on JukePop and WriteOn, this version’s been copy-edited and the titles and poop sheets have better art. It’s a better reading experience all around. If you don’t know what the hell “Dog Walker” is, which would actually be kind of weird if you made it all the way onto this blog I started yesterday, here’s the synopsis…

Ben Carter, pet care specialist, is hired to walk a Shiba Inu named Toby. Unbeknownst to Ben, Toby is no ordinary dog but an “inugami” – an immortal demon born in feudal Japan and bred for only one purpose…murder.

A mysterious cult seeks to capture the inugami and harness its power for evil. With the help of an elderly luchador and a cop with a heart of gold, Ben must protect Toby and uncover the secret of the Tengu before the cultists can unleash the beast and the bloodlust claims the inugami once more.

The Last Blog Ever Started.

The Last Blog Ever Started.

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So, like a lot of people, I haven’t blogged with any consistency since the early 2000’s. I made a werewolf movie freshman year of college and I posted updates on filming a few times a week, because I was obsessed, and because my family and friends lived far away. I had a lot of free time. Other than that, I don’t usually have multiple paragraphs worth of things to say every day. Most of my opinions are about Ghostbusters, and the internet has enough of that, you know? If I need to get anything real and sincere out, I’d rather filter it through spooky dogs and Mongolian cyborgs than just barf it onto the web. That’s what fiction is for. You can be like “hey, death sucks” without bumming everyone out, and you’ll probably get closer to the truth of the thing than you would by thinkpiecing. Ten times harder to spread on social media, though. Strange times we’re living in. Anyway!

I’m going to start serializing Dog Walker II weekly on a few different platforms pretty soon (shooting for early February!) and I wanted one place to update about everything. I also have enough of a back catalog at this point that other things will come up. Reviews, interviews, sales, stuff like that. If I actually do write something non-fiction that’s longer than a tweet, it’ll be on here. Basically, if you like the books I write, and you want to read more things I write, this will be the best way to follow along. I’ll try to make it fun. 😀

My experience with comments on WordPress is that they end up being 99.9% diet pill ads, so I’m keeping comments off for now. If you have questions/concerns, @ me on Twitter or email me. If the answer seems interesting to the public, I’ll post it on here, with your permission.

Happy holidays!

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