Remy v. Raccoon

So, me and Wendy (who is my girlfriend, strangers reading this in the future) are walking our dog, Remy. To help build some unnecessary sympathy, he looks like this: It’s like 10:45pm, dark out. Middle of the city. Presumably, we’re talking about this “Twilight except with Mole Men” idea I’ve been working out all day.* …